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  • On Driving a Car That Turns Itself Off

    Almost a month after our passenger door got crunched by a driver making an incautious right-on-red, we finally got our little Toyota SUV back today. Most of the last month we were in a rental: a Honda CRV.

    My review: a good car with one disqualifying feature: the engine shuts off every time you come to a full stop, then it rumbles back to life as you take your foot off the brake pedal. The idea is to reduce the time the engine spends idling. But it’s terrible! At stop signs one must communicate with other drivers through the subtle lurching of your car, but with this vehicle you put your foot on the gas, and nothing happens. A half-second later, the engine comes to life and you lurch forward. But by that point the other driver has already taken your indecision as permission to enter the intersection themself. It’s annoying and potentially dangerous. And it’s also just a lazy way to squeeze a drop of efficiency out of that absolutely inefficient thing, the internal combustion engine.

    Driving the lurching thing really made clear that a car is a tool, and like an unbalanced electric saw, a clumsy car can be dangerous. I truly believe that our society must become far less car dependent, but as much as today we continue to rely on cars, I also think they should be excellent machines.

    I was happy to retake possession of our RAV4 hybrid, which also turns its engine off at stoplights, but thankfully is never without the highly-responsive power of its electric motors, available at the first flick of your foot

    → 10:29 PM, Nov 27
  • Went to a “holiday lights botanical garden” this eve. It was, as advertised, dreamlike. But after almost two hours wandering through the LED wonderland, I started to remember that nightmares are a type of dream, too.

    → 11:12 PM, Nov 24
  • A neighbor left a pile of old Gourmet magazines out on their stoop. After a few days walking by them, I took this issue home. And I keep studying that cherry pie cover. What is it that makes it so incredibly great? A platonic ideal of image and text coming together.

    2007, baby. The good old days.

    → 4:26 PM, Nov 24
  • High school me: There was once a genocide, a terrible aberration that must never be forgotten.

    College me: Another genocide came before the famous one + inspired it. More should know.

    30s me: Genocide happens all the time, there was one in my hometown, my country is supporting one this very minute. Fuck.

    → 8:59 PM, Nov 23
  • West Hollywood, September 2023

    A torn shopping bag on the sidewalk, artsy.
    → 1:48 PM, Nov 21
  • My idea of the kind of dull task perfect for AI: collecting the programming schedules of all my favorite radio stations and collating them into a TV guide-style picker. Someday, maybe.

    (The other night, I asked the AI where I could stream Barbie for free, and it very confidently gave—you know it!—the wrong answer.)

    → 10:56 AM, Nov 20
  • Highland Park, November 2023

    → 10:53 PM, Nov 19
  • Art by my wife, 1994

    → 10:51 PM, Nov 19
  • Just ran into an old post of mine about Mohsin Hamid and writing other subject positions. It includes this line:

    I of course want and love transgressive fiction, but I don’t want it to transgress against people, and especially not against oppressed people.

    Makes me think: are there two types of transgression? Transgression against taste, and transgression against people?

    I guess my model of the right way to do it is The Story of the Eye. A giant middle finger to taste, the Catholic church, and common decency. But not actually hurting anyone!

    → 9:05 PM, Nov 16
  • When I watch videos of modular synths (for instance: Benn Jordan’s video about tape delay) I always think: in another life, this is absolutely how I spend my days.

    Screenshot of a Youtube video of a man playing a modular synth

    (Connected: Robin Sloan’s synth-included short story, “In the Stacks (Maisie’s Tune)")

    → 7:54 PM, Nov 16
  • COVID vaccine #6, a jab in my right arm at around 4pm yesterday. This morning, arm sore, body achey. Around noon a headache. Now, laying in bed, working on laptop, feeling that feeling that before the ‘VID vaccines I never knew what it was: the immune system rallying, on high alert, in every inch of my body.

    → 2:38 PM, Nov 16
  • There’s something so fun and frantic about working under a print deadline, realizing all the hundreds of little decisions that remain to be made, knowing you’ll now be making most of them over just a handful of days, hoping you mostly get it right. (Also: exhausting.)

    → 12:47 AM, Nov 16
  • Los Angeles, November 2023

    A photo of Santa Monica taken at sunset from high in the Hollywood Hills A photograph of downtown Los Angeles at dusk, from up in the Hollywood Hills
    → 10:10 PM, Nov 15
  • Thinking more about my previous post, I have a new, even more terrifying theory: does the PT in ChatGPT stand for pterodactyl?

    Wake up sheeple! It’s only a matter of time before ChatGPTerodactyl takes to the skies!

    → 3:08 PM, Nov 14
  • Does the PT in PT cruiser stand for pterodactyl?

    An image of a yellow PT cruiser next to a yellow pterodactyl
    → 8:45 AM, Nov 14
  • In England do men say things like, “Myself, I’m more of a bosom man”?

    → 7:43 PM, Nov 13
  • Ma-le’l Dunes, Arcata, October 2023

    A photo of a foggy delta with islands and still water.
    → 3:30 PM, Nov 10
  • Hilarious that the killer app for the “Humane Pin” is that its little camera surveils your food and then an AI chatbot negs you about calories. (Hallucinated, no doubt.)

    Then you see the founders and you’re like, oh yeah, mad diet-culture-pilled.

    The Thin Pin (TM)? Get lost.

    The founders of Humane, a man and a woman, sitting on a green couch.
    → 11:15 AM, Nov 10
  • My brother declares that he’s a pioneer of the digital frontier—and that I’m a digital homesteader. Which, I might quibble with “frontier” as concept, as needful of settling. But mainly it’s sweet. I like the vision of tending my garden, out beyond the fortress cities of FB and TW and YT and LI.

    → 9:39 PM, Nov 9
  • Ma-le’l Dunes, Arcata, October 2023

    Humboldt dunes in heavy morning fog
    → 9:37 PM, Nov 9
  • In representative democracy, the votes of citizens determine the rulers. The implied question—who is a citizen?—has given democracy its most foundational injustices, from Jim Crow to the dispossession of Indigenous folks to women’s non-suffrage, from Israeli apartheid to the murder of climate refugees in the Mediterranean.

    Can we imagine democracy without borders? Without non-citizens?

    → 12:38 PM, Nov 9
  • Our neighbor was tossing old Gourmet magazines. I took one from 2007 with a glorious moody shot of berry pie on the cover. Inside: a profile of a farm/inn in the San Juans, fresh caught fish, fires on the beach.

    A postcard from a simpler world, a time before the climate nightmare got fully underway

    → 8:50 AM, Nov 9
  • Longtermism’s basic formula seems to be: short-term pain … long-term gain.

    The main criticism I’ve seen focuses on the ellipsis: longtermists are hilariously confident predicting the coming centuries, and discounting the present.

    But look closer at the formula and see: it’s a diet. Longtermism is diet culture applied to the scale of an entire species.

    → 1:41 PM, Nov 8
  • Do you want some of this? has to be one of the greatest threats of all time.

    → 1:18 PM, Nov 8
  • Still bizarre how many profoundly socialist policies the NBA / NFL / MLB have so franchises stay at parity, distribute wealth, etc. Esp. compared to the free-market Premier League. American Socialism is alive and well—unfortunately it’s entirely confined to the pleasure activities of the hyper-rich.

    → 12:21 AM, Nov 8
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