Acne Elf: My chosen family aren’t ‘Orcs.’ We call ourselves ‘Orucs.’

Pretty Elf: I am going to kill every Orc. Full genocide.

Acne Elf (aside): I wish there was a giant erupting volcano right now.

Pretty Elf (aside): I am so gonna kiss that hot human guy later.

Jasper Nighthawk @jaspernighthawk