A diagram on a thermometer showing chunky icons next to different labes: "Loss of Tissue Contact," "Broken Probe," "Instrument Malfunction," "Oral," "Adult Axillary (>18 yrs.)," "Rectal" "Pediatric Axillary (<17 yrs)," "Monitor Mode," and "Low Battery," with the words below, "ANTI_THEFT SYSTEM / MAY BE ACTIVE"

To whoever designed this institutional thermometer’s legend, I tip my cap. That butt! That snail! That crawling child!!!

Jasper Nighthawk @jaspernighthawk